thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

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dirtylittledamsel:

WHERE

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EMOJIS

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flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

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satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

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gentlemanpigeon:

pro tips on how to deal with a mugging here at tumblr.com

gentlemanpigeon:

pro tips on how to deal with a mugging here at tumblr.com

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exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

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swiftingthrough:

cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside

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ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

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lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

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